These Women REALLY Despise Kids (ft. my kid)

To get me to change my mind, you dumb flippin, dip, flip and know I will not just date you in the meantime.

I am NOT a snack. I am the whole five-course stinking meal and my time is valuable. Thank you. Have a nice night mic drop hello, everybody welcome back to a brand-new bouquet of fresh perennials and chrysanthemums. My name is Leon lush, and I am you know what hold on a second. My name is Leon lush joined here by little tomato, and we are just so pleased to have you with us for just a few minutes here today.

It is real, dad ours out here right now. Folks, let me tell you what my son’s been a little sick. This week, so we’ve been home from daycare and my wife works full-time. So when that happens, I’m tasked with daddy day care. So it’s been a little stressful because we’re going away for our anniversary this weekend and it kind of flipped my whole upload schedule on its head. So I figured why not you know what I’m saying two birds with one stone: take care of the baby, we’ll hit them with a little lunch and we’re going to make a little content at the same time.

You know I keep my big game. 100. Now I was unaware of this previously, but it’s it’s perfect timing with my son here today, but there’s a community of people online called child free. That are, I guess, it’s probably predominantly women that are very, very proud of their decision to be childless and never ever have children there’s nothing wrong with that. Of course, it’s everybody’s choice individually, whether or not they want to have kids or start a family, and of course you know, there’s that familial pressure, that’s pretty standard in our society, that societal pressure, I think, on women’s and Families or women’s in relationships or marriages.

It’S like, oh, what are you going to have kids every family reunion you go to every time. You see your on their uncle. It’S like! Why are you having kids when you having kids, I mean, I guess, if you really don’t want kids, that can get a little obnoxious, but this kind of community. I was browsing through this reddit. It takes it a step further and goes beyond just you know, being proud of being child free and and kind of just people that hate kids and people with kids in general.

It seems anyways Jax thought it would be a idea to just read through a couple of these and have a little bit of a laugh, because that’s what we like to do here on the Leon west blog in between bites of parsnip and Bart porridge. When someone asks me when I’m going to have kids, what do you think about that meme first thing that comes to mind lame by the way we’re keeping a family friendly, PG clean today, for obvious reasons, Nigel is going to remain fully dressed.

Hope you don’t mind. So the title of this meme is my children forever. So I guess the opie is insinuating that she has a parrot and her parrot is considered is what she considers her kids. So you know for other humans to ask her when she’s going to have kids. It’S flip. You buddy, I already have kids in the form of in the form of parrots. Oh, I have birdy babies saving this for later usage. When anyone asked me if I’m going to have kids, I tell them.

I already do and then I spent 10 minutes showing pictures and babbling to then about my baby. Birdy start I emojis. Hopefully those parents will understand that. That’S how they look every time they talk about their poop factories. I got to say even though my large intestine just evaporated from cringe. They aren’t wrong these. These things are absolutely poop factories. In fact, it’s been 15 minutes he’s probably going to hot one leaking out of his diaper as we speak, yeah.

Here’S one from catnip chronicles, who has a reddit badge called death before delivery with a skull emoji has anyone ever bought a pet from a breeders? Just have another type of breed to tell you how irresponsible it is not to adopt that I have, and they don’t like my response before we get to that, though, just a little bit of quick info, I have five animals, two dogs and three cats all, but One cat or rescues, I bought one bangle from a very reputable breeder.

She knows her stuff, does all the relevant health testing and even runs a non-profit or working to preserve endangered species in their habitat. So when I have some self righteous mommy attempt to shame me for buying a pet with the older dog, don’t shop but don’t breed and buy while shelter animals die, I hit back with the adopt, don’t get caught, don’t breathe, while kids in the system need yeah.

I can make silly rhymes to fish a doc. Don’T get caught, don’t breed more kids in the system need. Are you kidding me, get rekt breeder? Oh, I know sorry daddy’s getting a little crazy who won what a melon piece later I work at a historic site and hear this question regularly. Is there anything fun for my kids to do here? Well, it’s a historic civil battlefield. So no there is no playground or jungle gym for your crotch.

Goblin men died here. The view is the universe, doesn’t revolve around the entertainment of your children. I know I’m just better, but damn don’t be so obtuse now all I do think it’s a little bit absurd that someone would take to the Internet to rant about that specific situation. I can’t disagree. Parents can be pretty obnoxious now unless you’re going somewhere. That’S specifically for kids right: it’s! You really have to be self-sufficient, as a parent like I can’t ever in a million years, fathom going to a historic war museum and asking, if there’s something for my kids to do like now.

Obviously, there’s not you tongue prick, oh you’re must what genius parent brings a child to a war battlefield memorial? That is something that a child will inherently find boring like these people forget that babysitters exist. True story, man, I’m either getting a babysitter or I’m going to the club with my boy. You know I’m saying he’s turning 1 soon, its bottle service, it’s goose, its Henny, its dubstep music, in thoughts it I’m totally kidding.

Clubs are for losers. We bring the party to us, crotch, Goblin, semen, demon, cock orc, ankle-biter, scrotum soldier flip trophy penis, puppet meat, siren snot monster crumb, snatcher, filching failure, listen pellets. People like these. You never have to worry about. Okay, cuz well you’re sitting here, cute AF, smashing watermelons and raspberries into your gullet, an absolute trophy, which is not all that far off these clowns are stuffed up in an office somewhere sitting on reddit, coming up with condescending nicknames for kids.

So you’re already you already won. Basically, this is how I feel when humans that have reproduced asked if their spawn can pet, my dog. No, these troglodytes actually hate people simply for having kids apparently, and it’s just find that hilarious like I would never in my life and my wildest dreams would have crossed my mind to look down on someone for deciding not to have kids. It’S your choice. It’S your right and to flip that and ii, just think lesser up someone or call people like breeders or whatever, like one thing to hate.

Kids, that’s fine! If that’s, if that’s your deal but to hate somebody else for for wanting to have a family. Well, that’s some! That’S some si tiered nonsense right there! That’S gross! You! Don’T need to be chewing on that with your gross casserole mouth, I sometimes stumble upon web forums or blogs for young moms without specifically looking for them yeah right, but I’m just going to check Facebook before I go to bed.

Okay, no new likes bummer! You know what let’s look at a Pinterest recipe, real, quick and you know hoops um, all of a sudden on a blog for young moms, without specifically looking for it. It’S as if these women are just machines exclusively meant to produce babies, they also seem to age. In an accelerated pace, 30 or 32 is very advanced age and have a first baby. You should start in the early 20s and have had your fifth baby by 31.

How limited their lives must be? In my world, 35 is still young and vibrant with many years ahead. In there, world xxx is already over the hill. It’S so depressing. The hubris in the self-righteousness is almost palpable through my computer screen, I’m just picturing what this woman looks like sitting there at her computer typing this up, I’m in a singles group. Invariably one of us asked if there were other child-free around immediately.

There were a number of women who said yes, but then started talking about their kids, who are nearly grown, several of whom expressed interest in finding guys who didn’t have kids to spend time with. This is a reoccurring theme and if I get pissed about anything fast, its parents trying to claim their child free and invade the space we’re trying to carve out for ourselves, you see it here, too, look parents, you are never going to be child free once you’ve Chosen to have kids in any way, shape or form.

You are not one of us, we don’t want to date, you and we are sick and tired of you clicking the don’t have boxes on dating apps. When your kids are off at college. You do have kids, you will likely have grandkids and we don’t want any part of it. You are not living the child-free lifestyle that ship has sailed and you weren’t on it. When we asked who doesn’t have kids keep your damned virtual hands down because you do not qualify ugh dude, that is a 10 out of 10 rant.

I would give that a Golden Globe if it was within my power. Are you kidding? Imagine with all of the grievances life has to offer us you take the most offense at someone checking the wrong box on a dating app. I tell you honestly, I’m surprised you’re, even on a dating app with an attitude like this, I figured you would have been scooped up a long time ago. Jeezum freaking crow, I feel like parrots, are trying to make CF turn more inclusive.

Let us have our flippin word: you darn empty-nesters, that comes from someone with the subtitle bunnies over brats in their reddit name, bunnies over brats buddy take a hike dude. You are a nasty mess, hmm clean-up on aisle six, please clean up aisle 6. It is interesting to me how the Internet has really cultivated communities that just have a common disposition for any given thing and they thrive and they all just kind of like sit around in circle jerk each other talking about you know the thing that they hate.

So much, and certainly I mean that goes for everything – I’ve probably been on forums talking trash about stuff I don’t like, but I find it weird that it’s there’s one directed strictly towards, like kids and families. Oh hell does the know. Some girl on Facebook just posted up that women at the end of their third trimester, should be allowed to park in disabled spots in an elephant emoji because that’ll make it cute honey.

Did you not choose this? How do you equate your life choices with the misfortune of the disabled? No, your emoji does not make me think it’s endearing you’re an idiot and that your procreating, it all just makes it worse. There are just some really pissed-off people in the sunbather man. I don’t know about using handicap spots and all that noise, but I will say, interestingly, when my wife is pregnant, we went to a Barnes & Noble and there were spots with signs specifically reserved for expecting women, so those spots do exist.

I don’t see him everywhere, but some places do have them. There’S already expected mother parking like really now. I guess other people know about those spots as well. On second thought, I don’t really agree with the tone of the opie, but if, if every woman in the third trimester was allowed to park in handicapped spots should be no handicap spots, cuz there’s like millions of women pregnant at any given time.

So I’m CF, I’m not a child dating person. I just don’t want kids for a bunch of reasons from my history from my husband’s history, the cost, the effort and responsibility etc. So that goes on for about 30 more paragraphs, so I won’t read it, but I just wanted to include it because there are quite a few people on this form just to play the other side here that are just reasonable people that are child free and don’t Want kids, but are feeling the societal pressure to have kids specifically from family and relatives and friends, etc, etc.

But this loud vocal minority of people in this reddit that are here simply to hate anybody that breeds or has kids or kids in general is kind. It’S kind of funny man like what some people’s lives are. Just incredible. Oh, my goodness, if you tell your mother, I was blowing bubbles in the house. You’Re grounded alright, you’ve done all you can in the seat. Buddy, oh mercy, Almighty, yeah, get it going whoo we’re losing traction here, folks, we’re losing traction.

We’Ve been in the same position for about an hour. Things are hitting the fan, anyways guys it’s about that time. Thanks for bearing with me this week, schedule was a little messed up and I’m going away this weekend for anniversary for four days. That’S why I wanted to get this article up, because otherwise I would have had to go about a whole nother week without getting anything up. We are going to be documenting a bit of the trip on my second blog lush life, or you can find the link in the description if you feel like falling along and more kind of family oriented me and away from the kid stuff.

So love you to death. If you’d do me one last favor before you go no instructions today, I don’t have time, I’m losing the small boy. We need to go play some games just get out of your chair, where you’re sitting right now put down your phone in your tablet. Turn off your TV or your laptop of your computer and just hip thrusts that mouth lip and like button for me, see in the next one: peace, hello, everybody and welcome back to a brand new bouquet of perennials and chrysanthemums.

My name is Leanne lush and I actually you know what hold on my name is Liam lush, and this is Jax. This is a little tomato. Ah hello, we got to get to you. We got to get you the we’re going to give you the proper entrance.